Breath Professor

I had shit breath from the time of birth. Nothing could ever get rid of it, ever!!! I remember my 3rd grade teacher once called me out of the classroom into the hallway only to hand me a toothbrush and toothpaste due to how stinky my breath was. All the students in the class complained. See, people automatically think that you don't brush your teeth when they smell your shit breath. I used to brush my teeth 4 times a day and carry mouthwash with me all throughout high school and college and it never helped. As soon as I brush my teeth or use mouthwash, my breath would stink 5 minutes later. I flossed and did it all and nothing helped. I chewed gum all day long like I was some cow. My dentist suggested gum cleaning. They basically poke your gums with a needle until they bled out completely hoping that would solve the problem. My breath still smelled like shit the same day i left the dentist. I made it a mission to cure my chronic bad breath. I had to find a way to get rid of it because it prevented me from living a normal life. Imagine not being able to talk to someone unless you covered your mouth or kept a distance of a few feet. Imagine not being able to even kiss or make out with someone because your breath literally smelled worse than their ass hole. It killed my confidence and annoyed me severely. I started doing research that lasted years. I found a way to get rid of this curse using a product that can be found everywhere and costs $2 or $3. It was like a miracle.