
Who it’s for
Best man, maid of honor, or father of the bride who needs a finished speech — not a 40-page course — especially panic buyers 1–14 days out. Also gift-able by the couple.
Who it’s not for
Live speechwriting / Zoom coaching. AI generator subscriptions. Mother of Bride/Groom full templates (hold v1.1). $3 sample dumps with no timing system.
What you walk out with
• One ZIP: Best Man + Maid of Honor + Father of the Bride
• 3 tones × 3 lengths each — separate files (Funny / Heartfelt / Short × 90s / 3min / 5min)
• PDF + fillable DOCX for every speech template
• Cut-This-Joke checklist
• Delivery & practice checklist (night before + day of + ≤14-day path)
• Optional Story-Bank.xlsx (offline)
• START-HERE role + panic path
• Instant download. No drip. No subscription.
Why $14 is cheap
Cheaper than one Vow Muse–style role (~$20). Far under $59 comedy-template pricing per role. Denser than $3–$8 Etsy singles that skip timing cuts and joke safety. One price. Three roles. Complete offline.
Personal-use license for one wedding. Not legal, financial, counseling, or wedding-planning advice. Faceless publisher. No resale of templates.