Certified Internet Person Card

$7 • one image • instant download

this is the certified internet person™ card.

if you know the memes if you’ve seen the lore if you’re tired but still online this is you.

what you get:

• clean high-resolution PNG
• no watermark
• perfect for sharing, saving, or posting
• instant download

why people buy:

• screenshots look bad
• watermark ruins the joke
• owning it > seeing it

this card gives no benefits. no perks. no rewards.

it just proves you’re online enough to deserve it.

download. keep it. post it. no refunds.