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The Flatmate Survival Kit — Scripts, Contract & Sanity

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For everyone who's been furious about dishes for a week and said nothing

Nobody teaches you how to live with strangers. You figure it out the hard way — passive aggressive notes, group chat drama, silent resentment that's somehow still there six months later.

This kit gives you everything you needed before you moved in.

✦ 6 scenario-based chapters — the dishes, the money, the noise, the guests, the silence, the repeat. Each one opens with the exact moment you've already lived.

✦ 12 word-for-word scripts for every conversation you've been avoiding

✦ A real Flatmate Agreement — cleaning, money, guests, noise and conflict. Fill it in together. Week one.

✦ The unspoken rules — what actually keeps living situations from imploding

✦ What to do when talking doesn't work — recurring issues, stonewalling, when to escalate

WHO THIS IS FOR

→ Anyone moving in with strangers or friends for the first time

→ People currently in a flatmate situation that's getting tense

→ Anyone who avoids confrontation but is tired of the resentment building

✗ Not for people who enjoy passive aggressive notes

✗ Not for you if you won't have one slightly uncomfortable conversation

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