Cause of death: captions with no personality.

Dead Purple’s second case file. Mortuary-school dark humor meets luxury, flex, money and pop-culture content — 100 fill-in-the-blank captions written in the coroner’s voice, plus everything you need to title it, pin it and post it.

Inside the body bag:

• 100 fill-in-the-blank captions — 25 each: Luxury, Flex, Money, Pop Culture
• 40 comment-bait lines to pin under your posts
• 30 “Cause of Death” title formulas for on-screen text, Shorts and X
• Posting-times & hashtag cheat sheet (general best practice — test with your own analytics)
• 10 new 1080x1920 transparent PNG caption-card overlays (morgue drawers, coroner speech bubbles, morgue receipt, crime-scene tape, evidence bag, banners) — works in CapCut, Canva, Photoshop
• Designed PDF case file

For: luxury/watch creators, flex and money pages, pop-culture commentators, anyone who wants a caption voice people remember.

Honest note: this is a creative template pack. It doesn’t guarantee views, followers or income — it just makes your captions funnier. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand or celebrity.

License: use in unlimited personal and commercial content you create. No resale or redistribution of the files.

Pairs with the Autopsy Hook Pack. Rest in style. 💜🪦