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Dog Training for Chaos Gremlin

$14.99
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A survival guide for humans tired of repeating “sit” while their dog sprints in

Let’s be real — you didn’t get a dog to spend your days saying “STOP!” every five minutes. You imagined morning cuddles, not bargaining with a furry criminal mastermind who only listens when treats are involved. If you’ve ever thought, “Why does he act like he’s never heard a command in his life?” — then yes, I’m talking about you. I wasn’t a trainer. I was just tired of repeating myself, Googling “why is my dog ignoring me” at 2AM, and wondering if I adopted a tiny dictator. The problem? Most advice online is either too strict or too vague. Nobody gives you a realistic plan for REAL DOGS with personality. So I made the guide I wish someone gave me:

-The 8-Week Dog Training Survival Plan For stubborn, distracted, dramatic dogs — and their exhausted but determined humans.

!! INCLUDED BONUSES (LIMITED):!! ✔ Real-life situations & their exact solutions (“What do I do if…) ✔ The questions I used to ask myself all the time — finally answered ✔ Printable Certificate for “We Survived Training” ✔ Mini Puppy Cheat Sheet for quick daily reminders

If you’re ready to stop guessing and finally follow something that makes sense, this is it. No judgment. No pressure. Just progress — one week at a time. Let’s tame the chaos — together. 🐶

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