Na Nigerian man enter bank one afternoon shout:
“Everybody calm down! I no come rob anybody. I just wan check my account balance before network disappear again!”

Immediately, everybody raise hand. Even the security man raise two hands. 😂

One boy for Lagos tell his babe:
“Baby, I fit cross ocean for you.”

Girl smile.
“I fit fight lion for you.”

Girl blush.
“I fit climb mountain for you.”

Girl say:
“Awwwn, can you come see me this evening?”

Boy reply:
“Hmm… evening? Rain dey fall oo.” 😭

Na WAEC exam hall.
Teacher ask:
“Who can define corruption?”

One student stand up:
“Corruption na when government people chop money.”

Teacher smile:
“Correct.”

Student continue:
“And na why my school fees never reduce since 2012.”

Teacher:
“OUTSIDE!!!” 😂

A Nigerian mother no dey fear anybody.

Armed robber enter house midnight shout:
“Where una keep money?!”

Mama reply from room:
“Chinedu! So you don finally come back home?”

Robber weak instantly. 😭

Na one Nigerian father catch his son watching film instead of reading.

Father ask:
“Who be this?”

Son: “Jackie Chan.”

Father: “And your textbook wey suppose change your life nko?”

Son keep quiet.

Father carry belt say:
“Today, me and Jackie Chan go train you together.” 😂

One pastor ask congregation:
“Who wants to go to heaven?”

Everybody raise hand except one old man.

Pastor ask:
“Papa, you no want go heaven?”

Old man say:
“I want go, but I think say una dey go now-now.” 😭

Na Nigerian tailor sew one trouser for customer.

Customer wear am ask:
“Why one leg long pass the other?”

Tailor say:
“Oga relax. Na fashion.”

Customer:
“But zip dey back!”

Tailor:
“Advanced fashion.” 😂

One Nigerian guy go restaurant ask waitress:
“Madam, una get snail?”

Waitress say yes.

Guy point one waiter:
“Na him serve me yesterday.” 😭

Teacher ask little boy:
“If your father collect ₦500 from ten people, wetin be him profession?”

Boy answer immediately:
“Na pastor.” 😂

Na one area boy enter pharmacy ask:
“Abeg, una get drug for memory loss?”

Pharmacist: “Yes.”

Area boy: “How much?”

Pharmacist tell am price.

Area boy pause.
“Wait first… wetin I come buy again?” 😭

One Nigerian man buy generator.
The seller tell am:
“Oga, this generator na ‘key and start.’ Very sharp.”

Two days later the man come back angry.
“This thing no dey work!”

Seller ask:
“You put fuel?”

Man say:
“No. You talk say na key and start!” 😂

Nigerian parents can disgrace person with prayer.

As you dey leave house:
“God go protect you.”

Five seconds later:
“And no go disgrace me outside like your cousin Uche wey thief meat for wedding.” 😭

Police stop one keke driver.

Police:
“Bring your papers.”

Driver bring newspaper. 😂

One Nigerian wife wake husband 2am.

“Who be Sandra?”

Husband confused:
“Na who?”

Wife slap am:
“You don forget her abi?” 😭

Naija school punishment strong pass gym.

Teacher say:
“If I hear pim again, all of una go frog jump.”

One mosquito pass: “Piiiiim.”

Whole class suffer. 😂

Last one 😭👇

A Nigerian mother can call you 17 missed calls.
The moment you call back she go say:
“Nothing. I just wanted to know if your phone is working.” 😂

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