Most backyard grills are black drums. Fine for cooking. Dead for a patio.

Golf BBQ is a porcelain kettle shaped like a dimpled golf ball. Same fire as a classic charcoal grill. Different conversation when guests walk outside.

We built it for golfers who cook after the round — country club members, weekend foursomes, anyone whose backyard already has a putting mat and a cooler.

$500. Ships to your door. Shipping address at checkout.

A push mower is a workout you did not ask for. Heat, noise, the same rectangle of grass every Saturday.

Bravo Turf builds remote-command mowers with military shells — Humvee, tank, jet — on a real cutting deck. Sit down. Take the sticks. Cut the yard.

Three units. One price: $249.99. Dual-stick remote in the box.

If you would rather command the yard than walk it, that is the whole product.