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JARVIS — ready to run

$29

You talk. JARVIS runs your PC.

A voice assistant that lives on your own Windows PC - not a chatbot in a browser tab. Say “open Steam”, “volume 30”, “type my email and press enter”, “when is the next prayer” and it happens, hands still on the mouse.

WHAT YOU GET
One-click installer, no command line. Both guides as PDFs. The full source code. Discord where I answer personally: discord.gg/C88eT7nfME. Every future update, free.

WHAT YOU NEED
Windows 10 or 11 - no Mac version. An Anthropic API key with a few dollars on it: that is the thinking part, you pay them directly, no subscription to me. With an NVIDIA card, hearing and voice run on it free and offline - the first install downloads the models, about 20 minutes. Without one they go over the internet, so you also need an OpenAI key, about $1-3 a month, and it installs in a minute.

WHAT IT COSTS TO RUN
A few cents a day. $5 of Anthropic credit lasts most people weeks. Nothing goes to me.

BEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD
Chrome will warn you about the installer - I have no code signing certificate yet. Click the arrow next to the download and choose Keep. Then Windows shows a blue “Windows protected your PC” screen: More info, then Run anyway. Both are normal.

THE HONEST PART
This is early access. It works, I use it every day, and you will still find rough edges. The first 50 buyers get it at $29 because you are the ones who will find them.

Refunds: ask within 14 days and I send the money back. No questions, no forms.