Posted by u/VegetaIsTired

So today I (a proud Saiyan prince) decided to spar with Kakarot again. Big mistake.

I told him, “Let’s keep it casual, no transformations.” He smiles and says, “Sure thing, Vegeta.” Next thing I know — man’s glowing like a disco ball. Ultra Instinct. CASUAL MY TAIL.

I went Super Saiyan Blue out of pure anger. The ground exploded. The sky turned purple. Bulma’s garden? Gone. Trunks’ homework? Vaporized.

Goku just laughs like it’s a sunny picnic. “Oops, guess I got carried away, heh heh.” Then he teleports behind me mid-punch, pats my shoulder, and says,

“Good fight, bro. You’ve gotten stronger!” Bro… I hadn’t even landed a single punch.

Meanwhile Beerus is in the corner eating noodles, watching like it’s Netflix. Whis just sighs, “Typical Saiyans.”

TL;DR: Tried to spar with Goku, accidentally created a new crater visible from space. Bulma banned us from training on Earth for a week.

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Top comments:

💬 u/GokuLovesFood: “You did great, Vegeta! Wanna rematch tomorrow?”

💬 u/BeerusTheDestroyer: “Next time, fight on another planet. I’m busy.”

💬 u/KrillinGotOwned: “At least you didn’t die. That’s progress.”