The investing manual for people who don’t want to be investors. Most people who try to invest end up doing one of two things. They either learn just enough to feel anxious about it, checking the market, reading finance Twitter, second-guessing every decision. Or they give up and leave their money in a savings account losing value to inflation every year. The Boring Portfolio Manual is for the third path. Build a portfolio that works without you, and then go live your life. Inside: a complete reference for building long-term wealth using broad-market index funds. The asset allocation. The specific funds for your country. The brokers to use. The accounts to open. The contributions to automate. The exact response to a market crash, decided before it happens. No stock picking. No day trading. No crypto. No predictions. No “10 stocks to buy now.” Just the system institutional investors have used for decades, finally written for someone who doesn’t want to spend their weekends reading 10-K filings. Works in any country. Updated for 2026 brokers, funds, and tax considerations. Globally applicable. US, UK, EU, Singapore, Hong Kong, Australia, Canada all covered. Read it once. Set up the system. Get on with your life. 63 pages. PDF. One-time purchase.