Americans lost a record $15.9 billion to scams in 2025, and fewer than 1 in 10 victims report. The targets are your parents, who still answer the phone. Your kids, who are on Roblox and Discord. And you, because AI phishing now has perfect grammar.

Most advice stops at “be careful”. This kit tells you which switch to flip, on which screen, in which order, plus the words to say and the numbers to call.

WHAT YOU GET

• The Family Firewall Guide (57 pages, phone-friendly): how scams work in 2026, the 30-minute parent phone lockdown for iPhone and Samsung with real screenshots, your own email and account hardening, kids and teens (sextortion, gaming scams, platform controls), and exactly what to do in the first 24 hours if it happens anyway.
• 8 print-ready tools: Family Safe Word Cards, Parent Phone Lockdown checklist, Account Security Checklist, Red Flags Fridge Poster, Scam Call Scripts, The First 24 Hours, Kids & Teens Talk Sheet, Family Security Register.
• 12 months of Scam of the Month sheets, one page each, delivered here. The first three are included.

WHO WROTE IT
The-infra-Guyyy, a network and cloud infrastructure engineer and cybersecurity analyst. Same discipline used to protect companies, applied to a family.

Free built-in tools first. No affiliate links. Every statistic sourced at the back.

Do Saturday with your parents, Sunday with yourself and the kids. Your family is harder to scam by Monday.

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