RoastForge

AI-powered brutal roasts for your bios, pitches, LinkedIn, and dating profiles — so you laugh, share, and never embarrass yourself online.
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Shadow EmberProfile picture@l298·Jul 4

The Roast-Off Challenge: submit your AI-roasted bio, win a free month of Pro

Alright, RoastForge is live. Time for a challenge.


Here's how it works:

  1. Grab any prompt from the free Prompt Pack pinned in the Roast Community Chat.

  2. Roast your own bio, LinkedIn, pitch, or dating profile with it.

  3. Post your favorite AI roast (screenshot or text) in the community chat.

  4. Every week, the funniest/most brutal roast wins 1 free month of RoastForge Pro — personal roasts, Gordon Ramsay mode, corporate HR mode, gen-z brainrot mode, and a spot on the Leaderboard.


Why does this work? Because a roast people can't stop laughing at is a roast people can't stop sharing. And every share is someone else finding out their LinkedIn About section reads like a hostage negotiation.


Free tier gets you the prompt pack + the chat. Pro ($12/mo) gets you:

  • Personal roasts tailored to exactly what you paste in

  • Extra personalities (Ramsay screaming at your pitch deck, HR passive-aggressively destroying your bio, gen-z brainrot chaos mode)

  • A permanent spot on the Leaderboard


First month 25% off with code LAUNCH25.


Drop your roasts below. Let's see who survives.

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Shadow EmberProfile picture@l298·Jul 4

Why I built an AI that roasts your bio before the internet does

I've read hundreds of LinkedIn "About" sections, dating app bios, and pitch decks. Almost all of them make the same mistakes: generic buzzwords ("passionate," "synergy," "disruptor"), zero specificity, and a tone that sounds like it was written by a committee.


The fix isn't more editing — it's getting roasted. Nothing exposes a weak bio faster than someone (or something) brutally pointing out exactly why it's boring.


So I built a set of AI roast prompts that do exactly that. Paste your bio in, pick a "personality" (I'm partial to the corporate HR passive-aggressive one), and it'll tear apart your word choice, your clichés, and your vague claims — then tell you what to actually say instead.


The trick that makes it work: ask the AI to roast BEFORE it gives constructive feedback. People skim past gentle suggestions. They remember getting clowned on, and the lesson sticks.


Try it on your own LinkedIn summary right now. I promise you'll wince at least once — and you'll fix it immediately after.


Dropped a free public prompt pack + a community chat to share results if anyone wants to try it and compare roasts.