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Report Robot — Your Whole Business in One Message, Every Morning at 7

$297

Sales, spend, leads, breakages — one morning message. You just read it.

THE PROBLEM

How did the business do yesterday? Right now the answer lives in six tabs and a spreadsheet you keep meaning to update. So you assemble it by hand every morning — or you don’t, and run the business on a feeling. And the failures you find out about late — the failed payment, the automation that quietly stopped — are the expensive ones.

WHAT I INSTALL

An agent that does the morning rounds for you. Every morning at 7, one message on your phone:

• MONEY — yesterday’s sales, refunds and spend, vs the same day last week

• LEADS — how many, from where

• BROKEN — anything that failed or looks wrong. When nothing did: “Nothing broke.”

• ONE THING — the single most useful thing to look at today

Thirty seconds to read. Every connection is read-only — it can see your numbers, never touch them. And it never guesses: an unreachable source is reported, not estimated.

WHAT YOU NEED

• Logins for the tools that hold your numbers

• 10 minutes for an intake form, in your own time. No calls, ever.

RUNNING COST — ABOUT $5–10/MONTH

It runs in your own accounts, on your card: one small server, about $5–10/mo. There is no AI bill — it works from rules, not a language model. If you already leave a machine on, it can run there for nothing. None of it is paid to me — no subscription, no per-seat fee.

$297 one-time. The agent is yours. Full details in the Content tab.

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