Report Robot — Your Whole Business in One Message, Every Morning at 7
Sales, spend, leads, breakages — one morning message. You just read it.
THE PROBLEM
How did the business do yesterday? Right now the answer lives in six tabs and a spreadsheet you keep meaning to update. So you assemble it by hand every morning — or you don't, and run the business on a feeling. And the failures you find out about late — the failed payment, the automation that quietly stopped — are the expensive ones.
WHAT I INSTALL
An agent that does the morning rounds for you. Every morning at 7, one message on your phone:
• MONEY — yesterday's sales, refunds and spend, vs the same day last week
• LEADS — how many, from where
• BROKEN — anything that failed or looks wrong. When nothing did: "Nothing broke."
• ONE THING — the single most useful thing to look at today
Thirty seconds to read. Every connection is read-only — it can see your numbers, never touch them. And it never guesses: an unreachable source is reported, not estimated.
WHAT YOU NEED
• Logins for the tools that hold your numbers
• 10 minutes for an intake form, in your own time. No calls, ever.
RUNNING COST — ABOUT $10–25/MONTH
It runs in your own accounts, on your card: Anthropic ($5–15/mo) plus a small server ($5–10/mo). None of it is paid to me — no subscription, no per-seat fee.
$297 one-time. The agent is yours. Full details in the Content tab.











