you landed on this page for a reason

idk what that reason is

curiosity? boredom? poor impulse control?

doesn't matter

here's what this is:

pages of overthought observations about random stuff

• why we say "you too" to waiters

• pizza folding shit

• other useless but entertaining topics

is it life-changing? no will it solve your problems? also no is it $27? yes

why $27?

because $7 feels cheap and $47 feels like commitment

$27 is the perfect "fuck it" price

you're still reading this

that means you're either:

1. genuinely curious

2. procrastinating

3. both

if you buy this you'll get:

• pages of dumb shit

• entertainment value (maybe)

• a story about buying something silly online

• instant digital download

if you don't buy this:

• you'll wonder what was in it

• you'll think about it later

• you'll probably come back

• or you won't, that's cool too

either way, you clicked here

that's already kinda funny

⚠️ entertainment only not advice not a solution just overthinking documented

digital product no refunds you were warned

still here?

might as well buy....

ps - if you bought this, congrats you're officially part of the chaos welcome to the club 🎲