"Because I said so." "Don't make me pull this car over." "I'm not your maid."

Some things only a mom says — and they're HILARIOUS.

Things My Mom Actually Said is a laugh-out-loud collection of the most iconic, relatable mom quotes ever spoken. Perfect gift. Perfect coffee table book. Perfect for when you need a giggle.

✨ Great for: • Mom gifts — birthdays, Mother's Day, just because • Anyone who's ever had a mom (so... everyone) • Nurses' break room reading 😄 • A quick smile on a hard day

Instant digital download. Share the laughs today.