A funny gift for nurses, RNs and nursing students: 140 short, dry confessions from the 12-hour shift, as an instant PDF download.

“The doctor says, ‘Let’s keep an eye on it.’ I am the eye.”
“Someone brought donuts. We are not violent people. But there was a moment.”
“A new grad said ‘quiet’ at 2 a.m. We held a moment of silence for the rest of her night.”

INSIDE
140 short confessions in nine sections, from day and night shift to charting, doctors, families, the break room, new grads and hard days.

HOW TO USE IT
Open it anywhere. Read a page between shifts or in the break room, then send your favorite to the one coworker who will get it.
Good for: Nurses Week, graduation and pinning, a new grad’s first job, the holidays.

YOU DOWNLOAD
1 PDF of the whole book, cover first (119 pages, 5 x 8 in), plus a short how-to-print PDF. Instant. Nothing is shipped.

Clean humor: no profanity, politics or religion. Sandra Quill is a pen name.
AI disclosure: written and drawn with AI tools, then selected, reworded and edited by the author.