A funny farewell gift for a coworker who is leaving: 120 affectionate, impolite entries and signature pages for the whole team, as an instant PDF.

“Thank you for everything. Especially the tape. Mostly the tape.”
“We found a stapler. We found another stapler. We are beginning to understand the problem.”
“By the third holiday party, you will be eight feet tall and you will have fought a goose.”

INSIDE
120 entries in nine sections. A Certificate of Departure to fill in, and signature pages with a prompt on each.

HOW TO USE IT
Pass it around before the cake. Everyone writes on a signature page, someone fills in the Certificate of Departure, and the best page gets read out loud.
Good for: A coworker’s new job, a retirement, an intern’s last day, a manager’s farewell.

YOU DOWNLOAD
1 PDF of the whole book, cover first (114 pages, 5 x 8 in), plus a short how-to-print PDF. Instant. Nothing is shipped.

Clean humor: no profanity, politics or religion. Sandra Quill is a pen name.
AI disclosure: written and drawn with AI tools, then selected, reworded and edited by the author.