A funny gift for teachers and school staff: 140 short, dry confessions from the teachers’ lounge, as an instant PDF download.

“The copier says ‘Paper jam in Area 3.’ There is no Area 3. I have opened every door.”
“The new initiative says to ‘meet students where they are.’ Today that’s under the desk.”
“The staff bathroom has a lock. It’s the only room in the building where nobody can say my name.”

INSIDE
140 short confessions in nine sections, from the school day and copiers to meetings, parents, the lounge, substitutes and testing season.

HOW TO USE IT
Open it anywhere. Read a page in the parking lot or the lounge, then send your favorite to the one colleague who will get it.
Good for: Teacher Appreciation Week, the end of the school year, the holidays.

YOU DOWNLOAD
1 PDF of the whole book, cover first (119 pages, 5 x 8 in), plus a short how-to-print PDF. Instant. Nothing is shipped.

Clean humor: no profanity, politics or religion. Sandra Quill is a pen name.
AI disclosure: written and drawn with AI tools, then selected, reworded and edited by the author.