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I represent companies, of veteran and aspiring CEOs alike, so that one day I can say "I got these guys on Venus!! Look at that floating megacity!! I won the contract that services those buoyancy modules!! Super cool stuff." Our proposals will always win at a MUCH higher rate than other companies — each of our sentences are pen-and-paper instead of templated and automated slop from lazy competitors who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. Our company is on track to securing over $1,000,000,000,000 in awards before the end of the decade. AI 'writers' can eat my *** and I'm laughing all the way to the bank.