The Meridian

SATIRE. We take the news you already scrolled past and hand it to a rotating cast of people who should never have gotten these jobs.
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"A rug won. It was rolled up the whole time."


— Boyd Tolliver, retired Marine, on The Amazing Race


Boyd filed a full after-action report on the team a rug took out. Read it:


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"Back in my day, the cloud was weather."

— Walt Henske, retired mail carrier, 71, on trying an AI chatbot


It said "Great question!" He's asked great questions for 71 years. That's the first time anybody noticed. Read it:


The Meridian is satire. New issues Tue & Fri.

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"Eight seconds. My app took six minutes."

— Dana Kovach, retired air-traffic controller, on the fastest goal in Bundesliga history


Dana spent 22 years in a control tower. She never cleared anything that fast. Read it:


The Meridian is satire. New issues Tue & Fri.